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An critical reference for somebody who understands tips on how to read—or desires to idiot humans into pondering they do—The humorous factor Is... is bound to make you laugh.

Ellen DeGeneres released her first booklet of comedian essays, the number 1 bestselling My Point...And I Do Have One, long ago in 1996. no longer one to leisure on her laurels, the witty famous person of level and monitor has for the reason that devoted her existence to writing a hilarious new ebook. That booklet is that this book.

After years of painstaking, round the clock examine, surviving on a trifling twenty mins of sleep an evening, and taking part with lexicographers, plumbers, and mathematicians, DeGeneres has crafted a piece that's either effortless to exploit and extremely humorous. together with her trademark ramblings, The humorous factor Is... includes thousands of succinct insights into her psyche and provides cutting edge positive aspects including:

-More than 50,000 uncomplicated, brief phrases prepared in sentences that shape paragraphs.
-Thousands of observations on way of life -- from poor model traits to the right way to deal with seating preparations for a Sunday brunch with Paula Abdul, Diane Sawyer, and Eminem.
-All twenty-six letters of the alphabet.

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